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What sarcastic comment are you?

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Find out what sarcastic jackass comment resides deep in your soul...

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Quiz created on September 5, 2008 - Taken 42,598 times Rate: Rate This

11your having a bad day and a friend wants to talk about they're probs, you think:

"cant be that bad, your wrists arent bleeding"

"oh yes, because I REALLY want to hear all about YOUR probs"

"just maybe it wont kill me to listen to what is bother YOU so bad" HAH

"you know, I was planning on killing myself, but please, lets hear about YOUR probs... "

22Some asshat is talking really loudly on a cellphone in line at a resteraunt, you think:

You start talking REALLY loud, talking about stupid fucks on cellphones...

You tap him on the shoulder and wish him goodluck with cancer he's getting from being glued to the fucking thing....

Bump into him just right so he drops his cellphone and it shatters upon hitting the ground ^_^

voice to him the various places that cellphone will fit in his anatomy... hehehe

33Your B/F, G/F breaks up with you and then they ask if you are all right, you:

tell them "fine thanks, just picking the razor blades from my wrists"

"I'm fine" (you bastard bastard bastard)

Visualize stabbing them in the heart and laughing over their dead body, and walk away laughing... (always works for me)

" You havent happened to see my pulsing bleeding heart around have you, the last time it was spotted, it was in the hands of, oh yeah, YOU, with a knife through it... "

44your friend falls down and breaks their arm, you:

help them up call an ambulance, and flirt with the hot ambulance guy

point and laugh histerically...

"Have a nice trip and see you next fall"

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